Monday, September 29, 2008

The spell you're under will slowly rob you of your virgin soul

Why is there not a band called this?

Dirty Deke and the Dunder Chiefs!

While we are at it...other bands I wish existed:

The Breakneck Speeds (Knuckle draggin' hot rod)
The Rods and Cones (Math rock)
...And You Will Find Us By The Trail Of Bread (Hipster alternative)
Chix-Eat-Dix (All girl sludge punk)
The Chelsie Clintons (Snot nosed American made Brit punk rip off)

Anybody want to add to this?

1 comment:

Justin said...

You can be the next failed hard ska band called 'The Sax Offenders' or a completely obscure gore-grind band called 'blüdfük' or take the college bar circuit by storm as the all girl 80's cover band: Pajamarama. Porn-core industrial band 'Throbbing Missile' is pretty good too. But really, it's a shame that there really are bands called 'Imperial Battlesnake' and 'Lair Of The Minotaur' because now I'm all out of names for my ironic Manowar cover band. I'll have to settle for doing ballads as Barry Manowar.