Saturday, October 21, 2006

The dilemma of living in the past

Did you know that some email services store sent emails for quite some time? I was looking for a previous email to find an old friend's address and came across some sappy emails I sent some girl in 2000. I am amazed at the crap I wrote. I didn't think I ever felt this in love with someone but apparently I felt pretty strongly for this girl. Be forewarned, this is going to get all poetically sappy so be prepared, I was obviously insane. Shockingly embarrassing disclosure in 5, 4, 3, 2.......

Hello Squirrel Princess,

I'm glad I got to see you this morning. You always look real cute in the morning. Your hair is so nice, all sprayed about like a cloud of golden mist reflecting the early morning sun. Its angelic, like your halo. Your face always looks so fresh. I feel like kissing your lips for an eternity, sacrificing my breathing to sustain your life. I would soak up all that radiance and in turn would likely be able to walk on the clouds above. Luckily my heart has but the narrowest strings tied to yours. It allows me to float up but not away. I want to grab a star for you but fear of straining the tether keeps me from reach. Perhaps if you would allow yourself to float up with me we could steal a few and light the way for true love. I hope to see you tonight and look forward to talking to you real soon. I love you...haljon

I will now delete this because I have so publicly documented my insanity. I may even share a few more after I read through and make sure none of them are incriminating.

1 comment:

Justin said...

Oh man, I just puked all over the place. Not because of the content, but because I'm pretty sure I've sent that exact same e-mail. I can only hope we didn't send it to the same girl. If we did, and she didn't say anything, that makes her a sappy e-mail slut.

... I wish she would write me back.